Showing posts with label Only in the Philippines. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Only in the Philippines. Show all posts
Harlem Shake became viral which overtaken the Gangnam Style popularity, finally they found a way to KILL that overrated-can-take-it-any-more psy. If you check it in youtube there's a thousand version of them in around the world, in Philippines we don't stay left behind... the viral already started.
what is Harlem Shake? according to wiki ,
The Harlem Shake is an Internet meme that went viral on YouTube in February 2013. The meme is in the form of a video that began being replicated according to a similar concept by many people.[1]
The art form of the meme was established in a video uploaded on February 2 by The Sunny Coast Skate,[2] five teenagers from Queensland, Australia. The teenagers' video, in its turn, was a follow-up to a video by a YouTube comedy vlogger named Filthy Frank.[3][4][5] featuring a part where several costumed persons danced to the song "Harlem Shake" by Baauer.[6][7]
I'll post more video of this Pinoy version of Harlem Shake, for now, here are the latest videos I found:
ShowTime Version of Harlem Shake
De La Salle University - in their version of Harlem Shake
What if there's a Harlem Shake in the Senate?
Jeepney is the most common transpo in the Philippines, its like there's 1 jeepney for every 20 filipino (1:20).
In a busy street in Metro, you can see them everywhere, hate them or love them but one thing that makes Jeepney fan to ride is their unique Sign Boards that you can find inside the Jeep. It's usually posted on the back of the Driver seat where all passenger will sea it. If you feel bore and nothing to see during your ride, you can check some of their sign boards to make you laugh a bit.
"pull it and I'll stop.. "
If you don't like to shout 'MA PARA!'
some jeep are innovated with pull-strings to inform the Driver to STOP
"Miss take me yours But don't take my money"
Virginity can be lost in Jeepney so becareful if you something to take care
You have learned to bitchy so take the consequence of the pain
Jeepney has designated place for Pretty, Cute, and Sexy but for Ugly you can just hang on the bar
Sexy is for FREE but for Gays will get rampage
For Sexy the best place is in the Near seat of the Driver to get a FREE ride
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There's an Old Saying in Filipino that 'If someone throw a stone at you, you should throw back a bread'. It means if someone being rude at you, you should be more kind in return. Not fair though, that's why a lot of bastard overdone and abused this word, they taking an advantage out of it.
Here are some Famous Words like it:
When someone throw a stone at you, throw him with Flowers so it will be SWEET
but include the pot so there will be an IMPACT
When someone throw a Rock at you, throw him with Rock too...
be practical, Bread is expensive nowadays
When someone throw a Rock at you, say Thanks with gratitude...
Stone is expensive if you may not know...
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When somebody tell you... you're a photogenic. Well you should think the other meaning, it's probably you don't look good in person compare to photo. In most pageant, the contestant who win the Photogenic are usually doesn't look good but has an impact on TV.
Here are some known genic-looks in Pinoy world:
TeleGenic - Most celebrities are like this they look good on TV but not in person
Cardiogenic if you're shockingly ugly
NegativeGenic - if you look good only on Negative Film
Putagenic - if you doesn't look good neither on Photo and in Person
TalikodGenic - if you have amazing beautiful back but souring face
This is currently trending in all social network and they guy (we don't want to ruin his image anymore...) is superb accidentally famous. He out ranked all Celebrities or Politician from popularity, unfortunately, for sure no one want to be in his shoes right now.
A lot people created a fake accounts to put him in hell of shame. They're hilarious though, thinking if he is your brother you will surely abandon him and rather to get a Pig to replace him. So guys, if you know Barney or Mr.Piggy and you think you have a photo with him, immediately delete it or unfriend him because those Angry Mobs will use your photo and make shit out of it.
Claudine Barreto hated the News...
no one can replace her with this kind of barbaric scandal
T3 Exclusive Fotage
What's Barney's similarity with Mike Arroyo and Renato Corona?
in the end of the day after the heat... we are all human..
Then let's all just sing ... Why Can't we be Friends... :)
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not even Flood can stop them Playing DOTA..
be careful what you wish for...
Garbage all day... and yet People are blaming the Government
CDR-King launches their own submarine..
we're not sure if this will float after it submerged
Tambay on Jet Ski... that's how Philippines improving
Make sure your Pet is safe from rat's pee
Like A Boss.... only Pinoy can enjoy Flood this way
Save your self... the Big Wrath is coming!!
Rizal Park now known to be Rizal Island
Legends says Sea Monsters may appear.. so kids stay inside your house
Things you can do in times of Flood
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Check out the guy having his best moment taking a live photo of angry mobs
Pinata Party supposed to be for Children...
in Philippines, Police Car is the mob favorite Pinata to Smash
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If you are a foreigner and heard a pinoy saying "Tang ina pala nito eh....." but his smiling in pleasant way to you... you can start hitting him hard or kick his ass all over the place. "Putang Ina" litterally means in English is "Your Mother is a whore" or "Son of a Bitch" (censorship)..
I'm not intended to say bad words but this is for the benefits of all clue less people who hearing this word everyday.
For Foreigners you can use this word in some situation like:
1. A salesman trying to rip off your item
2. A taxi driver asking too much payment or asking dollars for your bill
3. An immigrant officers in the airport asking for extra cash or gift
4. A waiter gave you a wrong order and trying to say that's what you ordered
5. A suspicious man offering a help to carry your luggage
I agree, its good way to shows respect to those damn stupid people
1. A salesman trying to rip off your item
2. A taxi driver asking too much payment or asking dollars for your bill
3. An immigrant officers in the airport asking for extra cash or gift
4. A waiter gave you a wrong order and trying to say that's what you ordered
5. A suspicious man offering a help to carry your luggage
I agree, its good way to shows respect to those damn stupid people
Tang na Moo... a delicious orange flavored with Bitches Cow
A friendly reminders to those people who would like you cross a dangerous car way
Caroling is a Xmas tradition in Philippines, too keep away from annoying pathetic singers you post this at your doors
There are variety of Dead Shit if you want to try
A famous slogan in some jeeps, for sexy its for free if oldies will be doubled
Who's spread humors are those envious people
so where you can unload?
this is most common in Government Agencies
Beware of newly tooth brushed pets
OK , just to make sure you give it to the right man
A garlic flavored super penis..
keep out from pet dog nasty shits
Vagina Repair,... free consultation for young ladies
